So who's going to play Abobo?River City Girls 2 I received a mysterious message from director Bannon Rudis on Friday. In Japan, there is a play. I know nothing about this.I love mysteries like that, so I started doing some research and ultimately discovered that a theater group by the name of Solid Star (Heaven Eleven, Yu x You) is doing a play based on the original game called River City Girls. The live performance is scheduled for December 7–11, 2022. That is a very short run! Furthermore, there is a large cast—possibly even more than in the first game. Is it even feasible to do that? According to Bannon, neither he nor River City Girls 2 As writer Adam Tierney is involved in this production, "Anything Goes," as Willie Scott famously sang.Although I'm not sure who will pay for it, I would love to see Bannon and Adam go to Japan to assess this official(?) River City Girls production. Solid Star may, perhaps? Better yet would be if they spent a little more money casting my old buddy Bob Sapp from Road Rules Northern Trail as Abobo. For the first time in 25 years, Bob also gave me a call last Friday to check on me. The fact that Bob and Bannon approached me on the same day seems more than just a coincidence.If you happen to be reading this, Solid Star, I will personally cover Bob's travel and hotel expenses if it means having him perform in your show. He was destined to play the part of Abobo.